Here’s the Problem: It’s not like I thought Papa John’s was the Triathletes’ pizza delivery chain, but they’ve just joined Pizza Hut and Domino’s with their online pizza ordering service.
Actual Problem: This is how Sandra Bullock got her pizza in The Net. And look what happened to her. Get your fat butt to your nearest phone and call in your request for extra pepperoni before someone steals your identity and you have to break into the FBI to save your identity from cyber-terrorists because your mom has Alzheimer’s and for all she knows, you might be Ruth Marx. (Also, extra pepperoni has been linked to early onset Alzheimer’s, so maybe you should rethink that too, based on your family history.)
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