Hey Superstar! You're an idiot and now it's written all over your face.
Here’s the Problem: Kimberley Vlamnick went into a tattoo shop in a foreign country, asked the artist for 3 stars on her face, fell asleep and woke up with 56.
Actual Problem: Kimberley, darling, thank God. You went to a tattoo shop and didn’t speak the native language and then in some brain-numbed state, fell asleep for hours while some dude stuck needles in your face. Had you not woken up completely deformed like this, people might think you were date-able. You’re not. You ARE a problem.
Geez Kim, everyone knows, “once you star, you can’t stop.”
I know people with facial tattoos. They can be some of the most painful from what I’ve heard. (Pain is relative and everyone has their own threshold but the consensus is, more bony + less fat = painful.) Falling asleep? She had to be on drugs. Perhaps that’s why she ended up with a starry eyed surprise.
Also, check out the dude who gave her the tattoos. There’s a problem. http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/06/17/article-1193384-055E4FE3000005DC-456_306x481.jpg
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