
If you are this dude, please contact me.
Here’s the Problem: Lifegems, a company that specializes in creating diamonds from human hair, has acquired some of the hair folicles charred in the Pepsi fire fiasco of 1984 and are going to make it into DIAMONDS!
Actual Problem: Elizabeth Taylor already has a bid on them and has asked the crypt keeper to put them in her next wedding ring.

Speak, twitter, write to me, cos I’m wound up about the ‘Jacko Gem’ – its not possible. DNA dies at 300c and we would need 15 grams of his carbon to make any form of diamond…..now MY beard trimmings are another matter, I have a beautiful 0.85 crt Canary which you could see on ‘More Developments’ (a blog from our website)