Here’s the Problem: As if paying for a backwards robe for yourself wasn’t wasteful enough – now you can get one for your dog! You know, that animal that sits around your house with its own BUILT IN COAT OF FUR!!
Actual Problem: If you act now, you receive a talking dog tag! There’s nothing like finding a lost dog and then strangling it while you try to hear what its owner recorded,
I’m Grumbles. I live at 123 Main Street. I pee on my Snuggie a lot, so make sure you buy a back up when you adopt me.
**Thanks to Miss Nora Grossman for bringing this to our attention. And also for pointing out they come in an extra small so all my WeHo neighbors and their toy spaniels can join in the fun.
Actual Actual Problem: dogs