Daddy!!
Here’s the Problem: Pauly Shore wants to adopt an African baby. A company called Shine has decided this is a great idea and is going to chronicle his quest for fatherhood……..meaning: Pauly is gonna have a reality show where we watch him try to snag a baby.
Actual Problem: It’s annoying as hell when actual celebrities adopt a bunch of ethnic children and try and have their own Small Fuckin World ride in their homes…..when Pauly Shore does it – it’s practically criminal.
And see, now all I can think about is “Bruno.” And I didn’t even SEE “Bruno” — just the trailer.