By using the moonman, you're bring shame to the galaxy
Here’s the Problem: VMAs aren’t even on in LA yet, but I’m catching all the drama from the facebook and the twitter. Kanye – uncool. In the meantime I’m watching the pre-show (err… cleaning my room with this shit on in the background) and am confused with what’s going on so far:
-Buzz Aldrin announcing the breakthrough video? If I wouldn’t let Poppy get on the air to do this, you shouldn’t let Buzz.
- Awkwardly placed “security cam” getting fab lo-fi shots of celebrities looking annoyed while walking through a backstage door to make sure there are no brown m&ms in the green room
- Some band of 8 year olds whose name, outfits and red carpet performance song were chosen by the only people more out of touch with reality than the VMA producers.
Actual Problem: I’m so over this and SO FUCKING OLD.
Chabad Telethon vs. VMAs? I think we know which televised event wins out. Elon Gold is a Jewish gem among gems, and I have fallen in love with him all over again! Not to mention the Ethiopian Jew singing, the Hassidic breakdancing, and Triumph riffing about his Jewish mother… All GOOD things.
So yeah, problem solved. Watch the Chabad Telethon instead of the VMA’s!!