
Sorry dude whose picture I found on google images. I hope tomorrow's a better day.
Here’s the Problem: A friend (unnamed to protect her bad taste) is interested in a guy with a ponytail. As @briannafanna noted, “Unless you’re Beckham 5 years ago, that’s not going to work”.
Actual Problem: He’s no athlete, and if you sweat so much setting meetings at your desk that you have to pull your hair back, your eccrine system is not equipped to handle this girl.

What about Jewhawks/fauxhawks? Are they a problem? Please let me know.
Actual Problem: Bro can’t afford a haircut.