Here’s the Problem: Guys with Ponytails

Sorry dude whose picture I found on google images. I hope tomorrow's a better day.

Here’s the Problem:  A friend (unnamed to protect her bad taste) is interested in a guy with a ponytail.  As @briannafanna noted, “Unless you’re Beckham 5 years ago, that’s not going to work”.

Actual Problem:  He’s no athlete, and if you sweat so much setting meetings at your desk that you have to pull your hair back, your eccrine system is not equipped to handle this girl.