Here’s The Problem: Halloween Walk of Shame

Here’s the Problem:  Yesterday morning I saw too many people who didn’t put together that if you’re slutting it up in costume on Halloween, it may lead to slutting it in someone’s bedroom, and the next day had to make the walk of shame back home in a half tangled Kate Gosselin wig or smeared dead bride make up.

Actual Problem:  This chick in the duck costume got laid?!  What am I doing wrong???