Here’s The Problem: This morning my US Weekly “alert” email pops up with this headline: Tiger Woods Divorce is 100 Percent On. Really?? It is? I cannot believe that! Shocking news.
Actual Problem: I love US but I cannot take it when they talk to me like I’m special. Next thing ya know, the headlines will be: Lohan – Still a Mess, Stevie Wonder – Still Blind, etc.

