Here’s The Problem: After wasting 3 hours of my life watching the Housewives of NYC Reunion (who are we kidding though – what else would I be doing??) listening to f-ing nut bag Kelly say “systematic bullying” 75 times and watching Ramona stand up 5 times to air out her hoo-ha – the only thing I have to say IS:
Actual problem: No one is paying enough attention to the real star here – Sonja – who I have dubbed, The Poor Man’s Meryl due to her resemblance to the star. She is fantastic.


Kelly Bensimon can eat a hot bowl of dicks.
HAHAHA. I love it!!!!!!!!!!!!
I think she looks more like Barbara Streisand.