Here’s the problem: Vienna and Jake broke up (I know people, I was shocked too). And Vienna has not wasted any of her precious time telling her story to the media. She even managed to call Jake a “fame whore.” Classy.
Actual problem: Jakey boy may be a fame whore but you, Vienna are justa plain ole’ whore.
** Special thanks as always, to Intern Hillary, but also her super fun Momma, Patti, who came up with the actual problem. It warms my heart when snarkiness runs in the family.
Actual problem: Vienna’s penis. Jake found it. That’s why they broke up.
She is such a filthy tranny I can’t even handle it.