Here’s The Problem: The Murphy/Monjack Death Conspiracy (An Intern Hillary Post!)

Here’s the Problem: Okay people listen up. Something suspicious just happened in the land of the D-list celebrities. And by “D,” I don’t mean unpopular, “D” is for dead. Simon Monjack’s (aka Mr. Brittany Murphy) causes of death were just released. According to the L.A. County Coroner he died of acute pneumonia and severe anemia. WAIT. Hold Up! What’s that you say? Those are the same causes of death that killed his wife Brittany Murphy just a few months prior? NO WAY!

Actual Problem: Come on people. I’m not dumb as a bag o’ dog shit. I’d be willing to bet any amount of money that it is a true rarity that a married couple have the same two fatal sicknesses at once within months of each other. I think this “coroner” has something to hide. I mean couldn’t he come up with a different cause of death if he was going to be lying anyways? He’s obviously not that smart.

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2 responses to “Here’s The Problem: The Murphy/Monjack Death Conspiracy (An Intern Hillary Post!)

  1. The mom did it!!! She was jealous of having to share Simon (ugh) with her daughter (ewww).

  2. Agreed Moye. And yes – UGH, EWWW.

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