Here’s the Problem: Isabelle Blythe just turned 106 and when some Willard Scott-like character asked her the secret to old age she pointed to her virginity. Homegirl hasn’t even kissed a man/boy/frog in her life.
Actual Problem: That’s great for Isa here, but too many people take that advice and we’re looking at a final generation of humans. Nat Geo Special: When Old Bitties’ Cats Take Over The World.
That’ll be me in a few years at this rate
I can’t imagine you are going to be 106 in a few years. Unless “this rate” is some sort of light speed aging…. in which case you should talk about it on the Today Show and bang Matt Lauer.
ok maybe a few decades. Or several decades. But I think you get my point