Don't worry - this baby did not die. I just think it's selfish that he has a photo of himself on the desk. Asshole.
Here’s the Problem: An LA County worker was found dead in her cubicle – a day AFTER she died. Meaning there was at least a good 5 working hours where people around her were like,
“Hey – why isn’t Becky picking up her phone?”
“Lazy.”
or
“Do you smell that?”
“Oh, by Becky’s cube? I think she’s taking an Indian cooking class.”
Actual Problem: To make sure this doesn’t happen to you, here are some suggestions -
- Become the cute new assistant who bakes for the office every morning.
- Become the older guy who spends his days reading gossip blogs and sending links to a larger distribution list than is appropriate.
- Become the crazy Italian woman with an accent who laughs really loud.
- Become the gay guy who plays dailies of sex scenes in his office about 3 notches too loud.
Not on this list? “Become the angry girl who stares you down if you compliment her on wearing make up or a dress”. Kara and I have some work to do.
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