Here’s the Problem: The Today Show was covering Prince William and Kate’s all important “pour champagne on a boat because we’re rich and can be wasteful” ceremony. And I mean, they were COVERING it. They even broke away from their “Bow to Wow” segment (where stray dogs get manicures, duh) to show the happy couple being all… British.
Actual Problem: This shit might fly on Good Morning London, but here in the states we should have a higher standard. Cut the Goddamn umbilical cord already. You don’t own us anymore!! …(China does)
Heard of christening a new boat with champagne? It’s called tradition.
Any higher standard than that? Nah, didn’t think so. Stick to the dog manicures and Fox news.