Here’s the Problem: Royal Ridiculousness

Here’s the Problem:  The Today Show was covering Prince William and Kate’s all important “pour champagne on a boat because we’re rich and can be wasteful” ceremony.  And I mean, they were COVERING it.  They even broke away from their “Bow to Wow” segment (where stray dogs get manicures, duh) to show the happy couple being all… British.

Actual Problem:  This shit might fly on Good Morning London, but here in the states we should have a higher standard.  Cut the Goddamn umbilical cord already.  You don’t own us anymore!!  …(China does)

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One response to “Here’s the Problem: Royal Ridiculousness

  1. Heard of christening a new boat with champagne? It’s called tradition.
    Any higher standard than that? Nah, didn’t think so. Stick to the dog manicures and Fox news.

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