Here’s The Problem: Children hosting the Oscars? Hathaway and Franco? Last night the Academy decided that they needed to appeal to a different demographic to liven up their show and please their sponsors. For those of you who don’t work in television – that means they needed to get young people on so that young people would watch. Fine. Fine. Fine. But these kids annoyed me. They annoyed me a lot.
Actual Problem: What was with Hathaway yelling like Oprah when she announced someone?
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Seriously. Billy Crystal’s 3 minutes on stage just felt so right…
Am I the only one that didn’t like Anne Hathaway’s bubbly exuberance and hanging off of Franco’s arm during the whole show? She was like the peppy cheerleader during a high school talent show when all I wanted to hear from was the other more funny and interesting guy.
She just yelled and smiled so damn much.
I feel like a old person yelling, “get off my lawn.”