Here’s The Problem: My sister has just informed me that the end of the world is near. VERY NEAR. Like, May 21st, 2011 near.
According to cockamamie reports, an earthquake will be shaking us all to death on Saturday. Which totally irks me cause I have a mani-pedi to go to and all that shaking is gonna mess things up.
Actual Problem: “….the head of the Christian radio network Family Stations Inc says he is sure an earthquake will shake the Earth on May 21, sweeping true believers to heaven and leaving others behind to be engulfed in the world’s destruction over a few months.” I’m screwed.