Here’s the Problem: Where are we? Where are WE?! How about you take a look in the mirror readers – Where. Are. You?
You used to send problems and comments and snarky emails about wanting to marry us, and you’ve dropped off the face. We are begging you – come back.
Actual Problem: Kara’s in an oddly kind and helpful mood (don’t worry, I’m working on fixing that) and I’m a shit storm of who-cares-itude and we need you to motivate and inspire. Until then, I’m going to fill this blog with information even more worthless than it used to be.
I have a problem. I recently bought razors with lavender-scented handles. WTF? Who sniffs their razor handle?
Melissa-they were just talking about that last night! Colbert maybe??
Anyway, the larger problem is why don’t they mass produce those sweater-things???
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The Internet has been a little sad and empty lately. Not that noticed since I spend so much time on the Internet or anything. Just saying.