Here’s the Problem: I was saying away from writing about the latest Lindsay Lohan dramz because… well, because who really writes on this blog these days, anyway? Anyway, I finally broke down today because the joke is just too easy.
As we all know, Double L (the other one) was sentenced to 16 hours at the LA Morgue yesterday after totally disregarding her last community service punishment. Her hours were supposed to begin today, but she showed up 40 minutes late and the coroner turned her away.
Actual Problem: 40 minutes? I think we can all agree that Lindz is about 3 years late to the morgue. Pow!
Here’s the Problem: Guys – shit is getting SERIOUS. Shiloh Jolie Pitt and Kingston Rossdale (you know, famous babies) are getting it ON. According to In Touch, things are getting serious – the 2 even Skype when they’re apart.
Actual Problem: Listen, I’m not one to give relationship advice (oh who am I kidding – of course I am. Misery loves company), but wearing matching makeup this early in a courtship is not a good sign. It screams co-dependency. Gross.
Here’s the Problem: Kirk Cameron used to be famous and now he celebrates his birthday in a near empty conference room and someone ate half of his Subway sandwich. Yes, this is an actual photo.
Actual Problem: Fame isn’t all what it’s cracked up to be, kids. Sad face
Here’s the Problem: The 500th season of “The Real World” started on MTV a few weeks ago and this year it’s in San Diego. The dysfunctional cast is made up of the obligatory jock, hottie, gay person, the person that does not like gay people and the eccentric girl. There’s also a 19 year old girl. You heard me right, NINETEEN! Like, that’s my age! Weird.
Actual Problem: I’m forgetting someone, or something. I don’t really know. This guy legit looks like an alien. His skin is so red that it looks like he’s been making out with the sun. As I was discussing this week’s episode with my friend, I described him as “the red guy,” and she knew exactly who I was talking about. So, red guy, if you’re reading this, being known as “the red guy” should strike you as a problem. Please get off of the sun and get to a dermatologist ASAP.
**Note from the editor (err… Lisa) – YOU’RE NINETEEN???? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME???? I haven’t been younger than a Real World cast in like, a decade. Ugh.