Here’s The Problem: Can we take a moment to congratulate LiLo on her new teeth? That shit HAD to be taken care of after she walked around town looking like Queen of the Meth Heads – teeth all brown and scraggly. Homeless R Us. Bitch – when you used to be a movie star – deal with that shit before you go around smiling all big like you’re in a Crest commercial.
Actual Problem: Next up for Linds is a spread in Playboy. If her teeth are any indication of her personal maintenance habits, I shudder to think about what is going on south of the border.