Here’s The Problem: Rihanna and Chris Brown are recording songs together. Making music. Laying down tracks. Spitting some jams. …..Now, how did this all happen? Were RiRi’s people sitting around, trying to think of her next career move and then came up with: “Hey – let’s call that guy who beat the shit outta her. He’ll be great for a remix!”
So, for the remix of her song: Birthday Cake, ex Chris Brown adds in these awesome lyrics:
“Girl I wanna f-ck you right now. Been a long time I been missing your body….”
Actual Problem: I wonder if he’s missing her body as a punching bag too?