Here's the Problem: People's Most Beautiful Person... and goldfish

 lisa 10:45 am
hey
let me know when you have a few minutes
i want to have a conversation about People’s most beautiful person

 kara 1:08 pm
hello!
sorry was in a long as fuck meeting

 kara 2:49 pm
is it beyonce????

 lisa 2:51 pm
it is
here’s the thing

 lisa 2:51 pm
i would never want to be the most beautiful person
say you’re julia roberts
and you’ve been on the list, what? 3 times? 4 times?
one year you’re not going to be on the list
and that’s the year you know you turned ugly
i’d rather just think I’m status quo the entire time
from birth to death
from onsie to wrinkles

 kara 2:57 pm
right
like
it’s not only the year you’ve turned ugly
it’s the year you know you’re old as shit
you’re dried up
dudes dont jack off to you anymore
nobody wants you
wow………..
sorry – all i’ve had to eat today is goldfish crackers – i’m even nastier than usual

 lisa 2:59 pm
i love you

 kara 2:59 pm
thank you
i needed that

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