Here’s The Problem: Today “SURI TAKES A CAB!” made headlines. I was thoroughly confused as to why this was news – especially with all the KStew cheating pictures that have yet to be exploited – until I realized – this little beezy has probably never taken a cab in her whole life! I’m surprised her tiny feet have even touched the ground!
Actual Problem: When Tom hears about this I wonder if he’ll try to use his mind power to move her from place to place instead? It’ll cut back on cab fare…..

