Here’s the Problem: TLC is at it again with season 2 of its groundbreaking reality series “Virgin Diaries.” Last night’s episode featured a 41 year old virgin named Michelle who hadn’t had sex yet because she simply “forgot.” SERIOUSLY?? How do you fucking forget to fuck??? Anywho…Michelle decides the best way to end this long, boring part of her life is to tell all her friends about it. At a “coming out” party. She even had someone do her make-up all fancy and shit as if this was some sort of prom or Bat Mitzvah.
Actual Problem: As if the party itself wasn’t enough, she topped off the whole charade with a gigantic cake shaped like a CHERRY. If you don’t get this totally obvious irony, maybe you should be on this show next…
