Here’s the Problem: Yeah, I know, we haven’t been around much. We’ve been shitty content providers to the 3 of you who still read. Here’s the thing, though, we’ve been waiting for some special breaking news in order to make our triumphant come back. Ladies and gentleman (and mom), that piece of news has finally broke:
MAXWELL JOHNSON-SIMPSON TRIED CAKE FOR THE FIRST TIME
Says a witness who was at Maxwell’s first birthday party where the event took place,
“Maxi tried cake for the first time. She was taking the tiniest bites with her finger — like a little lady! She gingerly put her fingers in the cake and ate it.”
Actual Problem: Well, you heard it hear first! … unless you read it somewhere else beforehand. We’re back boy and girls! And better than ever!
And while you’re at it, check out the rest of LAUGHING MY VAGINA OFF. You will not find cooler chicks on the internet.
Here’s The Problem: Taylor Swift has gone and ticked me off. Again. Maybe it’s because I love Tina Fey and Amy Poehler. Maybe it’s because Taylor Swift drives me crazy. Maybe it’s because I prefer comedy over crooning. Maybe it’s because the movie Mean Girls was so damn funny and the song Mean was so damn mediocre. Or MAYBE it’s because CrayTay needs to grow a pair.
Actual Problem: There’s a special place in hell for women who don’t help THEMSELVES.
Here’s The Problem: Anne of Green Gables was one of my favorite books growing up. Later, when I discovered the miniseries I was overjoyed! (Yes, I was pretty dorky…..are you just NOW picking that up?) Anne is a spunky, imaginative, nerdy little orphan with flaming red hair who gets taken in by an elderly brother and sister (no judgments….things were different in Avonlea, if you were a spinster, you lived with your brother AND you had cats). So, imagine my sheer HORROR when I discovered the new cover that was created for the book.
Actual Problem: Listen, there are a lot of things that NEED sexing up (Jonathan Cheban, Mrs. Duggar….you get it) but a children’s book is not one of them.
Here’s The Problem: Her FACE. What the hell happened????
Actual Problem: HER FACE.