Here’s the Problem: VMAs aren’t even on in LA yet, but I’m catching all the drama from the facebook and the twitter. Kanye – uncool. In the meantime I’m watching the pre-show (err… cleaning my room with this shit on in the background) and am confused with what’s going on so far:
-Buzz Aldrin announcing the breakthrough video? If I wouldn’t let Poppy get on the air to do this, you shouldn’t let Buzz.
- Awkwardly placed “security cam” getting fab lo-fi shots of celebrities looking annoyed while walking through a backstage door to make sure there are no brown m&ms in the green room
- Some band of 8 year olds whose name, outfits and red carpet performance song were chosen by the only people more out of touch with reality than the VMA producers.
Actual Problem: I’m so over this and SO FUCKING OLD.