Here’s the Problem: Georgine DiMaria, a former Miss NJ, has come up with a platform for her pageant campaign… a little late. DiMaria, who held the crown in 2006 is publicly speaking out for legalizing marijuana - ya know, for medical reasons. She can relate because as a kid she had asthma…. and… ya know… smoking helped? (I guess you have to be high to understand that logic).
Actual Problem: New Jersey needs to secede. Between DiMaria pushing weed reform and former 2007′s Miss NJ, Amy Polumbo, getting all drunk and naked in facebook photos, we can have our own competition. I can picture the talent portion now….
**Special thanks to Josh Cohen’s dog for bringing this story to my attention. Yes, I said Josh Cohen’s dog. He reads High Times, what?