Here’s the Problem: Dog Snuggie

Here’s the Problem:  As if paying for a backwards robe for yourself wasn’t wasteful enough – now you can get one for your dog!  You know, that animal that sits around your house with its own BUILT IN COAT OF FUR!!

Actual Problem:  If you act now, you receive a talking dog tag!  There’s nothing like finding a lost dog and then strangling it while you try to hear what its owner recorded,

I’m Grumbles.  I live at 123 Main Street.  I pee on my Snuggie a lot, so make sure you buy a back up when you adopt me.

**Thanks to Miss Nora Grossman for bringing this to our attention.  And also for pointing out they come in an extra small so all my WeHo neighbors and their toy spaniels can join in the fun.

Here’s the Problem: Snuggie V2

Now THAT's how you party Slanket style.

Here’s the REAL problem:  The slanket came out 2 years before the Snuggie and is a SUPERIOR product – better name, better quality, larger color variety.

Actual problem:  Either way, you’re still just wearing a bathrobe backwards.

Here’s The Problem: Snuggies

Wrapped in LIES!

Here’s The Problem: You have been brainwashed by the haunting, hypnotizing, infomercial that advertises SNUGGIES. You have been conditioned to believe that you are purchasing an amazing new product that will keep you warm and fuzzy for years to come.

Actual Problem: You just bought a blanket with sleeves, dumbass.