- Hooray!! You’ve ruined your life!
Here’s The Problem: People who celebrate terrible, terrible things. You’re 17 and you’re getting married – AWESOME!!! You’re a 57 year old man and you got your ear pierced – STELLAR MOVE!! You just dropped out of college to become a pop star – BEST OF LUCK!!!
Actual Problem: You are very foolish and someone should bake you a cake that says: WISE UP, DUMBASS! – with frosting flowers, of course.
