Here’s The Problem: Johnny Weir’s Meddling Mama

Here’s The Problem: Johnny Weir (famed figure skater) and his husband, Victor Voronov are splitting up. The cause of this sad split? Johnny’s mommy. No, for real. Vic is telling the media that his mother-in-law’s meddlesome antics are to blame for the demise of their union.

Actual Problem: I call BULLSHIT on this. Listen Victor, if mother-in-laws were actually able to cause divorces, no one would be married! Buck up!

 

 

 

 

 

 

Here’s the Problem: Kim & Kanye’s Vogue Cover

Here’s the Problem:  Alright.  You asked for it (Christine).  The problem with Kimye’s vogue cover.  I’ll be honest, I wasn’t sure what was wrong with it (unless you’re a racist who thinks we shouldn’t be faulting interracial marriages…  in that case YOU’RE the problem).   Is that the dress does nothing for Kim’s boobs?  Is it that Emily Blunt is included in the “Shape Issue” (is annoying a shape?)?  I think the issue is that Madame Anna Wintour originally said she’d NEVER put a Kardashian on the cover of Vogue.  Well…

Actual Problem:  Just like myself and everyone else we’ve met on social media (which is everyone, right?) even the Nuclear Wintour has no choice but to Keep Up.   Get cozy, Anna.  I hear there’s a 3 hour E! Kardashian divorce special in the works that you will not want to miss.

Here’s the Problem: A Baby for Mila and Ashton

Here’s the Problem:  Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis are having a BABY.  And they’re gonna get MARRIED.

Actual Problem:  This is the best thing to come out of That 70s Show… because let’s be honest, Laura Prepon’s career was the worst.

Here’s The Problem: Madonna desperately clings to youth….

Here’s The Problem: Age is an odd thing. One one hand, we are told that as we age we must change. We must mature and relax and accept the general sag of our bodies. Fine. But what happens to the “sexy” of it all? Does that have to go away? I think not!! BUT, perhaps, there is a right and wrong way to do it. Right: Christie Brinkley. Wrong……..THIS:

Actual Problem: Refusing to age without a hint of grace.

Here’s the Problem: Surprise! The Biebs is a Prick

Here’s the Problem:  Justin Bieber wasn’t much for complying with authorities during his deposition, but ya know, what hoodlum is?

Actual Problem: How did this boy get through kindergarten?

Here’s The Problem: Selena …Enough is Enough

Here’s The Problem: Selena and Justin have been spotted together again…dirty dancing of all things. Who knows where, who knows WHY…..who calls it “dirty dancing” anymore? All I know is that it’s hard to take. It’s hard to support Selena in this anymore. I’m tired. I’m worn out. I’m emotionally exhausted from all this back an forth. Sel, he sucks. You don’t. End of story!

There’s a famous duet by Donna Summer and Barbra Streisand (and if you kids don’t know who they are – slap yourselves…hard)…..the title is “No More Tears (Enough is Enough)”. I’m including a link here so you can enjoy the tune whilst you think about this problem.

ENJOY: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QsY066wa08E

Actual Problem: Enough is enough…I can’t go on.

Here’s the Problem: Oprah, Lindsay, and most importantly – us

WATCH VIDEO HERE (Thanks DailyMail for having the only video still standing. WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO HIDE, OPRAH???)

LisaKar – Have you seen the preview for the Lindsay show on OWN?

Kara: I have

Lisa: a. it looks amazing

b. we should write a problem?

Kara: a. agreed

b. yes!

Lisa: So, here’s what my problem is – watching it made me want to be Lindsay Lohan in a way I haven’t felt since the Parent Trap

Kara: LOL.  You realize what the actual problem with that is, right? You want to be a bloated drug addict…..

ORRRRR

You really want Oprah to mentor you

Lisa: Oof.  Neither. I want to mentor OPRAH

Oprah – You are too old for all that eye make up!

This is your life!

I want you to win!!

Don’t you want that for yourself????

I will tell all these hair and make up people to go home right now, Oprah

But you have to want to want it.

Kara: Why does Oprah even bother will all this shit?  She is SO rich.  If I had Oprah money I would just sit around

If I had ANY money, I would sit.

I wouldn’t be chasing around LiLo

Lisa: Well then we’ve finally figured out the difference between you and Oprah.

That and she lets her hair go natural more often than you do.

Kara:  I just choked on my Wheat Thin

Lisa: Ah right, and Oprah doesn’t eat Wheat Thins