going to the chapel..
Here’s The Problem: On the day that I stop doing the Kim Kardashian 48hr fat flush (today), I find out that her sis, Khloe, is getting married on Sunday. It seems that she and this Lamar Odom fellow have been dating for like, a month and are so in love that they are sealing the deal this weekend.
Actual Problem: It’s getting harder and harder to determine who is the dumbest Kardashian of all….
- Race to Which Mountain?
Here’s the Problem: Burt Reynolds checked out of a Florida rehab center today where he had admitted himself for a drug problem. What, you didn’t know Burt Reynolds was away? Neither did his agent.
Actual Problem: Burt, you’re never going to get better doing only half the work. Tom Selleck is getting tired of this Sweet Valley High twin swap scheme you’ve got going.
it's like looking in a mirror.....
Here’s The Problem: This new show Glee has this chick (gal on the left) who people think looks like me (lower paid gal on the right)……
Actual Problem: I don’t see it – and don’t particularly WANT to. Ya’ll can go sing a song about THAT.
Here’s the Problem: Back in the Jersey for Jewlidays, and this time I didn’t bring my Macbook, just waiting till Mom and Dad find out and start blaming me for all that’s going wrong on this overstuffed Dell.
Actual Problem: Look at this thing!!! I haven’t seen this many toolbars since VH1 cancelled Megan Wants a Millionaire. And that Ed Hardy inspired search engine in their homepage. 6 hours down, 132 left to go…
Here’s The Problem: Listen. Megan Fox is hot. I know it, you know it, she knows it. But the chick needs to shut up:
“Well, I’m clearly not ugly.” – Entertainment Weekly, June 2009
“I’m just really confident sexually, and I think that sort of oozes out of my pores. It’s just there. It’s something I don’t have to turn on.” – Elle, June 2009
“I’m smart and I can be really funny and interesting and I can go toe-to-toe with anybody in a conversation.” – Entertainment Weekly, June 2009
Actual Problem: Self confidence is great. Self promotion is ok. Being the president of your own fan club is too much.
Here’s The Problem: Jessica Simpson’s little dog, Daisy, has been kidnapped by coyotes! This is no joke – and I’m actually not making fun of this. It’s so sad!
Actual Problem: Coyotes. No good for the road-runner and no good for tiny doggies! 😦
too much information
Here’s The Problem: Overheard at the office:
Employee #1: I have cramps SO bad – I feel like Sigourney Weaver in Alien.
Employee #2: Well, I am so constipated that I feel like I’m going to explode.
Actual Problem: It’s nice to be super-close to your co-workers. It’s not so nice to talk about your medical, um, issues out loud in the hallway.