Monthly Archives: September 2009

Here’s The Problem: Khloe Kardashian is Getting Married

going to the chapel..

going to the chapel..

Here’s The Problem: On the day that I stop doing the Kim Kardashian 48hr fat flush (today), I find out that her sis, Khloe, is getting married on Sunday. It seems that she and this Lamar Odom fellow have been dating for like, a month and are so in love that they are sealing the deal this weekend.

Actual Problem: It’s getting harder and harder to determine who is the dumbest Kardashian of all….

 

 

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Here’s the Problem: Burt Reynolds

Race to Which Mountain?
Race to Which Mountain?

Here’s the Problem:  Burt Reynolds checked out of a Florida rehab center today where he had admitted himself for a drug problem.  What, you didn’t know Burt Reynolds was away?  Neither did his agent.

Actual Problem:  Burt, you’re never going to get better doing only half the work.  Tom Selleck is getting tired of this Sweet Valley High twin swap scheme you’ve got going.

Here’s The Problem: Glee Comparisons…

it's like looking in a mirror.....

it's like looking in a mirror.....

Here’s The Problem: This new show Glee has this chick (gal on the left) who people think looks like me (lower paid gal on the right)……

Actual Problem: I don’t see it – and don’t particularly WANT to. Ya’ll can go sing a song about THAT.

Here’s the Problem: “Working” from Home

Welcome home!

Welcome home!

Here’s the Problem:  Back in the Jersey for Jewlidays, and this time I didn’t bring my Macbook, just waiting till Mom and Dad find out and start blaming me for all that’s going wrong on this overstuffed Dell.

Actual Problem:  Look at this  thing!!!  I haven’t seen this many toolbars since VH1 cancelled Megan Wants a Millionaire.   And that Ed Hardy inspired search engine in their homepage.  6 hours down, 132 left to go…

Here’s The Problem: Megan Fox is Great – Just Ask Her…

megan-fox-see-through-top

Here’s The Problem: Listen. Megan Fox is hot. I know it, you know it, she knows it. But the chick needs to shut up:

“Well, I’m clearly not ugly.” – Entertainment Weekly, June 2009

“I’m just really confident sexually, and I think that sort of oozes out of my pores. It’s just there. It’s something I don’t have to turn on.” – Elle, June 2009

“I’m smart and I can be really funny and interesting and I can go toe-to-toe with anybody in a conversation.” – Entertainment Weekly, June 2009

Actual Problem: Self confidence is great. Self promotion is ok. Being the president of your own fan club is too much.

Here’s The Problem: Jessica Simpson’s Stolen Dog

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😦

Here’s The Problem: Jessica Simpson’s little dog, Daisy, has been kidnapped by coyotes! This is no joke – and I’m actually not making fun of this. It’s so sad!

Actual Problem: Coyotes. No good for the road-runner and no good for tiny doggies! 😦

Here’s The Problem: Office Over-Share

too much information

too much information

Here’s The Problem: Overheard at the office:

Employee #1: I have cramps SO bad – I feel like Sigourney Weaver in Alien.

Employee #2: Well, I am so constipated that I feel like I’m going to explode.

Actual Problem: It’s nice to be super-close to  your co-workers. It’s not so nice to talk about your medical, um, issues out loud in the hallway.