Here’s the Problem: Hef’s Recruiting

Exploitation starts in the womb

Exploitation starts in the womb

Here’s the Problem:  On the topic of former girlfriend, Kendra’s, unborn baby, Hugh Hefner said in a recent interview:

“I’m sure the baby will end up at the mansion. We have a lot of friends, second generation Playmates.”

Actual Problem:  Hef, you can’t even tell your new twin girlfriends apart.  All babies look the same – chubby and flat as a board – no one’s gonna buy a magazine full of that.

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One response to “Here’s the Problem: Hef’s Recruiting

  1. We are already developing the spin off.

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