Here’s the Problem: Rosie and Kelli Calling it Quits

Tom Cruise - watch out.

Tom Cruise - watch out.

Here’s the Problem:  Rumors are swirling that Rosie O’Donnell and wife Kelli Carpenter are splitting up.  The couple, married for 5 years, are showing public signs of stress including haikus that Rosie has written about the difficulties of marriage.  See?  That’s why you marry a chick – the poetry.

Actual Problem:  Girls, girls.  Till death do you part!! You start treating marriage with the disrespect us breeders do and the government is going to take that right away.  Oh wait…


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