Here’s The Problem: Twilight Underwear

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No, actually, you're her bitch.

Here’s The Problem: Twilight mania has got to stop. I mean, I get it – love, romance, pale people – I’m reeling with excitement just thinking about it. But really – Twilight boxers???? Twilight thongs? You pull down your pants and a picture of Robert Pattinson is covering your hoo-ha?

Actual Problem: I can’t think of a quicker way to NEVER have sex again.

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One response to “Here’s The Problem: Twilight Underwear

  1. Getting married is a pretty quick way to never have sex again too… 😉

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