Here’s The Problem: Twilight mania has got to stop. I mean, I get it – love, romance, pale people – I’m reeling with excitement just thinking about it. But really – Twilight boxers???? Twilight thongs? You pull down your pants and a picture of Robert Pattinson is covering your hoo-ha?
Actual Problem: I can’t think of a quicker way to NEVER have sex again.