Here’s the Problem: This photo. Not Kim’s cleavage (the most obscene thing to hit Disney since that phallic Little Mermaid scene). And not Khloe … who actually looks normal. Hmm.. nice. But those two little ones – Kylie, age 12, and Kendall, age 14, look ready to be the most popular girls at a frat party.
Actual Problem: You know what I went as for Halloween when I was 12? A tea bag. I’m not even kidding. Yes, I’m also amazed that I turned out as normal as I am. Also, if you have a photo of this, keep it to yourself. KEEP IT TO YOURSELF (mom).