Here’s the Problem: Russian scientists have CURED CANCER!!!!!!!!!! Just kidding – they did something BETTER! A professor at the Saint Petersburg Technological University found a way to solidify vodka and put it in a pill.
Actual Problem: Mixing up your anxiety pills with your booze pills. Actually… not a bad idea. Mixing up your headache pills with your booze pills? Also, not a bad idea. Mixing up your heart medication with your booze pills. Yeah, that would suck.
Special thanks to my favorite Kyle, for whom now everything is possible again.