Here’s the Problem: A New Kardashian

Here’s the Problem:  Kourtney Kardashian had her baby!  Apparently there wasn’t a swarm of paparazzi following her to the hospital.  There are no photos of her water breaking.  They named the kid Mason.  Everyone seems so joyous and the tweets are filled with love.  Why the fuck is everything so normal?

Actual Problem:  Suspicion.  I’m starting the rumor right now, this kid has no belly button.

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One response to “Here’s the Problem: A New Kardashian

  1. Like Patricia Heaton! Totally.

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