Monthly Archives: January 2010

Here’s the Problem: WORLDS COLLIDING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Here’s the Problem:  I am sorry for maybe over-using all CAPS in the past, but OMG you guys!!!!!  Pauly D. – Pauly Fucking D – famous for sleeping with grenades and beating up the beat – is dating … wait for it… Farrah Abraham – famous for getting knocked up at 16 by some unknown dude and getting knocked out by her mom (seriously, good job Debra, that girl is a brat and a half).

Actual Problem: Holy Shit.  My mind is blown.  Here we go:

  • A huge rise in the possibility of shaken baby syndrome
  • Spin off with The Situation called 2 Guys, a Girl, and … oh shit, where’d I leave my baby?
  • A toddler at the shore house next season means new hot chicks in the house!
  • J-Woww accidentally roasting the kid thinking it’s a ham
  • How do we make a fake ID to get that baby into Karma?
  • Snookie getting jealous that everyone thinks this kid’s baby fat is cute and hers still isn’t
  • All out brawl – Ronnie and Mom Debra on the boardwalk – “You’re not a fucking guido!”

Keep ’em coming guys.  I cannot get enough of this.

Here’s the Problem: THE FIRST 4 MINUTES OF LOST

Here’s the Problem: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.   The first 4 minutes of the first episode of the last season of LOST is on the interweb.   Do watch?  Do you not watch?  Do you believe it? SOPHIE’S CHOICE!!

Actual Problem:  This is the hardest decision I’ve had to make since Catelynn and Taylor asked me if I should give up their baby or not.

Here’s The Problem: Lovely Bones Overkill

listen Susie, I know you've had a hard time, being dead and all, but I'm sick of you...

Here’s The Problem: Look, I don’t know what’s going on here. I don’t know if Mark Wahlberg can’t pull a crowd for a movie where he doesn’t take off his shirt or WHAT. All I know is, this movie has been out for WEEKS and they are still plugging it like there’s no tomorrow. I do not want to see one more trailer in the middle of my Kardashian programming!!!!!!!!

Actual Problem: When I can quote lines from a movie I haven’t even seen, your running the previews too damn much!

Here’s The Problem: Catelynn and Tyler are Engaged

love means never having to say you're sorry....for having food stuck in your braces

Here’s The Problem: My favorite couple on TEEN MOM, Tyler and Catelynn, got engaged in the last episode (and even though I knew it was wrong, I clapped and got all teary eyed).

Actual Problem: If you’re wearing your homecoming dress when your boyfriend proposes to you – I think you might just be a little too young.

Here’s the Problem: RIP J.D. Salinger

“Among other things, you’ll find that you’re not the first person who was ever confused and frightened and even sickened by human behaviour. You’re by no means alone on that score, you’ll be excited and stimulated to know. Many, many men have been just as troubled morally and spiritually as you are right now. Happily, some of them kept records of their troubles. You’ll learn from them—if you want to. Just as some day, if you have something to offer, someone will learn something from you. It’s a beautiful reciprocal arrangement. And it isn’t education. It’s history. It’s poetry.”

We’ll miss you.

Here’s the Problem: Audience Participation Time

Here’s the Problem:  Us girls are a. tired, b. swamped with work, c. turning way too cynical from overthinking celebrity problems, d. sober.  Thousands (yes, mom, thousands) of people read this blog each day and yet we don’t get a lot of feedback.

Actual Problem: Calling all heavy hearted, disenfranchised, overworked Los Angelinos –

What’s the best bar to go to alone?  Leave your comments here.  Maybe one of us will meet you there one day.

Here’s the Problem: IPad

Here’s the Problem:  Apple announced their brand new gadget today – the iPad – and no, you don’t have to wait till that time of the month to use it.

Actual Problem:  The only time we’re excited about something 25x the normal size, is when you can eat it.