Here’s the Problem: When we heard about (and decided to break… ok, not “break-break” but kinda break) the news that Casey Johnson had passed away, we had a little company meeting to decide how gentle to be. I mean, this girl was a trainwreck (The Post said it, not me). It was going to be hard to be respectful but we did it. Right?
Actual Problem: We were the only ones who did it. Take a look at the future Mrs. Johnson-Tequila’s twitter page. I imagine Tila sitting on the floor of the foyer holding Casey’s hand while the paramedics surround them with equipment and IVs and she’s crying and pounding her chest… and then she takes her hand away because it’s so hard to type with one hand.