Here’s the Problem: Apparently the Slanket Siamese is SOLD OUT. Um… what?
Actual Problem: I just need to know what the order of events is here. Do you find a mate and then tell him I’m willing to give up sex in exchange for sleeved blanket comfort? Or do I buy one and then revise my JDate profile to say I only want a guy who will spent more than 6 hours a day watching TV on the couch with me watching our weight reach numbers I only hear on TLC obesity specials?