Here’s The Problem: Jessica Simpson has a new (old) man. He’s smashing and older and his head looks like a pale pumpkin. AWESOME. He also ‘braids her prayers’ (whatever the holy hair extensions that means)…..BUT I did a little research and was stunned when I found that our Prayer Braider actually has his own spiritual website!
Actual Problem: I’m already sick of them but I think I may have to deal for awhile cause you know what they say, the couple that braids together….