Here’s The Problem: John Mayer Talks Vaginas

oh John, you're so hot, you're so misunderstood, you're so full of shit....

Here’s The Problem: John Mayer is on the cover of Rolling Stone and he has a lot to say – and none of it is relevant….

“Do you think it’s going to take meeting someone who I admire more than I admire myself? But isn’t it also about a beautiful vagina? Aren’t we talking about a matrix of a couple of different things here? Like, you need to have them be able to go toe-to-toe with you intellectually. But don’t they also have to have a vagina you could pitch a tent on and just camp out on for, like, a weekend? Doesn’t that have to be there, too? The Joshua Tree of vaginas?…… – JM

Actual Problem: Anyone who uses phrases like “The Joshua Tree of Vaginas” should not be allowed access to one.

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3 responses to “Here’s The Problem: John Mayer Talks Vaginas

  1. WTF!!??????

  2. John Mayer’s biggest flaw is that, at some point, some convoluted person convinced him he’s funny. If he weren’t so smoulderingly hot we wouldn’t even fake a laugh…or anything else for that matter.

  3. oh come on… you’d let him “pitch a tent” on your vagina any day of the week…

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