Here’s The Problem: Bristol is a Born Again Virgin

Well then stop looking down there Bristol. Jeez.

Here’s The Problem: Bristol the Pistol has told the Big O (Oprah – duh) that she is not going have sex again until she’s married. She says “I just think it’s a goal to have…”. Good goal. I think I’ll become a born-again sober person – that’s right – see, I’ll pretend that something hasn’t been in my body – even though it HAS…. 

Actual Problem: Saying you’re not going to do it again doesn’t change anything! The ship has sailed. The eagle has already landed. Honey, you better call Cher and get her to turn back time for you – otherwise, let it go.

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2 responses to “Here’s The Problem: Bristol is a Born Again Virgin

  1. It’s not like she just had sex. SHE POPPED A BABY OUT OF HER VAGINA. You can’t just take that back.

  2. Immaculate conception?

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