Here’s the Problem: I knew it. I just knew it. Nothing this good could stay pure for long. The kids from Jersey Shore are asking for upwards of $10,000 per episode next season. This is 20,000% increase from what they were making on the gem of a season that just ended.
Actual Problem: The integrity of the show. It’s impossible to stay white trash with a few thousand bucks in your pocket. Oh, nevermind.