Here’s the Problem: I am sorry for maybe over-using all CAPS in the past, but OMG you guys!!!!! Pauly D. – Pauly Fucking D – famous for sleeping with grenades and beating up the beat – is dating … wait for it… Farrah Abraham – famous for getting knocked up at 16 by some unknown dude and getting knocked out by her mom (seriously, good job Debra, that girl is a brat and a half).
Actual Problem: Holy Shit. My mind is blown. Here we go:
- A huge rise in the possibility of shaken baby syndrome
- Spin off with The Situation called 2 Guys, a Girl, and … oh shit, where’d I leave my baby?
- A toddler at the shore house next season means new hot chicks in the house!
- J-Woww accidentally roasting the kid thinking it’s a ham
- How do we make a fake ID to get that baby into Karma?
- Snookie getting jealous that everyone thinks this kid’s baby fat is cute and hers still isn’t
- All out brawl – Ronnie and Mom Debra on the boardwalk – “You’re not a fucking guido!”
Keep ’em coming guys. I cannot get enough of this.