Here’s the Problem: Maybe I’m a little behind, but I was of the impression that Michael Buble – being all Canadian and singing sappy music – was just lame dude. The male Diana Krall, if you will. Apparently not. In an interview with News of the World, an ex-girlfriend tells all, saying that Mr. Buble really enjoys the weed and the sex and the fast food and the talking about his junk,
Many times he told me, ‘I have the perfect, best-looking penis.’
Actual Problem: I was shocked to find out that Michael Buble is like EVERY OTHER FUCKING MUSICIAN.