Here’s the Problem: Fuck you Katy Perry. You’ve taken all the fun out of us bashing whatever horrendo version of a wedding dress you find by agreeing to having a NUDE WEDDING. Yes. Newly engaged Russell Brand and fiance have announced the dress code of their upcoming nuptials, and that code is no dress at all. For anyone.
Actual Problem: While everyone likes to think their friends are attractive (or at least not hideous), we can’t all say as much about our family. Invites haven’t gone out yet, but here’s to hoping they come with tummy tuck.