Here’s the Problem: Putting forth a very weak attempt at denial in magazine interviews, it’s safe to assume that yes, there is a Snooki sex tape, and yes, times will get desperate enough after Jersey Shore Season 3: Hudson River that she will sell it.
Actual Problem: The first porn I ever watched was a midget porn in Carrie Williams’ basement. I’m already preparing myself for the deja vu.
*Thank you to Amanda Johanson for the tip off via text message. Actual Problem: Not having gchat is effecting my ability to keep this blog up.