Here’s the Problem: Dear John Kicks Some Avatar Ass

Here’s the Problem:  Dear John was #1 at the box office, kicking Avatar to #2 after seven weeks at the top spot.

Actual Problem:  Let’s list them!

  1. The glamorization of war in American movies because, well hell, at least it’s not on our turf.
  2. Channing Tatum, while a fine piece of man, is no actor.  I do, however, appreciate our nation’s ability to look past a man’s less than respectable career beginnings and give him an opportunity explore working with clothes on… but only when he’s dry.
  3. That song in the trailer where Martha Wainwright sounds like Joanna Newsom.
  4. It’s Nicholas Sparks.  The probability that one of them is going to die is so positive this may as well of taken place on the Titanic.

Anything I missed?

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One response to “Here’s the Problem: Dear John Kicks Some Avatar Ass

  1. I don’t know, guys…Channing Tatum may actually be an actor: http://meanmag.net/cinemash/?p=19

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