Here’s the Problem: Dear John was #1 at the box office, kicking Avatar to #2 after seven weeks at the top spot.
Actual Problem: Let’s list them!
- The glamorization of war in American movies because, well hell, at least it’s not on our turf.
- Channing Tatum, while a fine piece of man, is no actor. I do, however, appreciate our nation’s ability to look past a man’s less than respectable career beginnings and give him an opportunity explore working with clothes on… but only when he’s dry.
- That song in the trailer where Martha Wainwright sounds like Joanna Newsom.
- It’s Nicholas Sparks. The probability that one of them is going to die is so positive this may as well of taken place on the Titanic.
Anything I missed?