Here’s The Problem: If anyone decides to pick up a Nicholas Sparks novel and read it – be ready to cry. These are not happy books. They are designed to teach you about life and all that sappy shit. Similarly, when deciding to turn one of these books into a movie…people should still be prepared. Now, I hear that they have changed the ending to the movie so that it’s less depressing. REALLY????
Actual Problem: America needs to suck it up. We’ve become wimps. Did they keep Old Yeller alive so that kids wouldn’t cry? No! Did they let that chick with thick eyebrows from Love Story miraculously recover?? NO! Why??? Because life is hard. Deal everyone. DEAL.